Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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Someone Give Dylan Larkin a Mug of Stem Cells
D-Boss Is Risen
It was fun while it lasted
LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING RAYMOND
The best of times and worst of times in shocking proximity

I’m going to dig out my initial lineup prediction from the offseason, it was funny.

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Back on my bullshit

Glad MacKinnon and Makar haven’t destroyed the Wings yet

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DeBrincat almost got one on a two on one with Maatta

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Seider trips Drouin, clenching time

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Drouin trips Walman behind the net a minute in, he doesn’t think it’s a penalty (it is)

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MacDermid clotheslines Gostisbehere in front of the Wings’ net, no call, then he talks shit about it

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Lyon keeping the Wings in it

Can only let MacKinnon have so many chances though, he makes it 1-0. Nothing Lyon could do about that one

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Wings had a solid two minutes of zone time, not many clean looks though

Walman just got a breakaway and shot it over the net

Petry saved a goal

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Walman hit the crossbar, it was a rolling puck

I’m yelling “On net” because the Wings cannot do that

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Drouin chops at Raymond’s feet, trips him, loses his mind that it’s called

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Fuck rights Dylan Larkin

Wings finally get a shot from the slot on the PP

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Avs getting bent out of shape that Fischer sprayed snow behind Annunen

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DeBrincat takes down Makar during a spin move

Clenching time resumes

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Great kill, especially Chiarot, but the Wings had a 3 on 1 with DeBrincat coming out of the box and blew the pass to him

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Chiarot draws a holding penalty on a nice wraparound move with 1:09 left

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Compher stuffed in front with 6.5 left

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52 seconds of OT PP

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No PP goal, Walman’s pass doesn’t connect and it’s icing

MacKinnon / Makar / Rantanen in OT is terrifying

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Kane from Larkin oh man

Lyon stopped Byram on a clean break just before that

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SOUTH DETROIT indeed