Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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Georgiev’s mask comes off when the Wings have the puck in the neutral zone, what fortunate timing

Faceoff outside of the zone, Wings have to reload

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Fabbri gets robbed by Georgiev down low

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Lyon standing on his head right now

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Seider with another too much air penalty

Hope this PK goes better than the last one

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It did but man did Lyon have to work

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Now shots are 28-18

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MacKinnon line strikes again

Seider left Lehkonen, that one’s on him

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Wings were going to have a PP, Colton goaded Maatta into a matching penalty

Fucking stupid

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On the replay, Colton sold that very, very hard

He should have an embellishment too

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Wings had a delayed penalty and then Colton absolutely ran Lyon

That better be a fucking penalty

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Four total penalties, even up. Initial penalty was too much man on the Wings

Colton needs his ass beat

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Welp now Makar gets one and I can probably go to bed

Kane tried skating it out, did not work

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Makar gets his hat trick on another squeaker on the PP

The plus side is that the bottom three lines of the Avs haven’t done anything

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I assume that MacKinnon will also get a hat trick and Ross Colton will skate through a blood hole in Alex Lyon's chest

Sometimes two of the top five players in the league destroy you! (Makar being the other, not Ross Colton)

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Fare thee well, Klim Kostin

Never really worked out for him in Detroit, had one or two games where he was satisfying muscle but never clicked offensively

I am glad they called up Berggren (and kept him, for that matter)

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Some Wings fans are mad he didn't do anything, and maybe at these prices he should've, but I don't see trade deadline adds pushing them any higher in the playoff standings, and Edvinsson / Berggren deserve call-ups more than the team needs a Dumba or a Zucker.

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Wings need to win tonight, tomorrow in Vegas will be tough

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Camera angles for TV at Mullett Arena are dogshit

Looks like I’m watching a college game

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Compher with Kane and DeBrincat tonight

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1-0 Coyotes after another defensive breakdown