Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

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Rantanen just snapped his stick in two in frustration

Usually you see guys break them against the boards or goal, not do Hulk shit

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Pionk… no… no

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Toffoli ties it back up, glad that Pionk own goal isn’t the decider

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Welp that tie didn’t last long

[nick]

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Adin Hill starting for Vegas, wonder if he hurts himself partway through the game

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Playoff Dadonov is back. Gotta love it.

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I don’t know if it’s ESPN or DirecTV but I just saw a five second loop of a fairly obvious uncalled penalty by Pavelski run about six times, did the change channel and go back trick, and Vegas had tied it.

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Pavelski should’ve had that one

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Pietrangelo with a real dumb rough on Seguin but I do not understand expecting a major on that

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People on Twitter are surprised it was downgraded. Who knew

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No goal on essentially a 3 on 0 for Dallas to keep Vegas in the game

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edmo in 5

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edmo in 5

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what is up fella, nice to see you. I don't know if you heard the news but my dad has officially switched fandoms from the cowardly and Russian-infected Maple Leafs to the heroic and mostly-Canadian and other anti-Putin country Oilers. so naturally I cheer against the Oilers now. but if it's an old school CL crowd here now cheering for them I am going to find it difficult to not take part. Me, I love the chickenshit tiktok ADHD baby Leafs. they even got a Russian I like now (Lyubooshkin).

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I watched the Leafs game 24 hours after it took place and knew the length of the mp4 was 1:52 so I thought no way that's OT and then when it was OT I just assumed every Boston possession in the Leafs zone was the end of it. I was flabbergasted that piss ant defenceman Matt GrizzLick who is small and weak is also not a good enough skater or reader of plays to not get beat by cement footed John Tavares off the rush. Woll was great, he should have started game 2 and also game 1. Domi also great, Marner's best game, Rielly's best game, Nylander made some plays (unfortunately they end up on the stick of guys like Edmundson). Marchand got bodied by a linesman and shit his pants which was glorious. I beLeaf.

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thought it was reffed really well too. I like when linesmen call icing when guys dump it from the other half of centre even if it's only a foot short. crazy I know.

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I still chuckle when I remember seeing someone wearing a Gryzzlebees shirsey at the town day where I used to live north of Boston

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Happy that thee Goil didn't fuck around long enough for the Kings to make it feel like a series. Maybe they've learned their lesson?

I like their chances against the Canucks or Shreds in the next round.