Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[nick]

Oooof

[Cacophony]

Uh leafs?

[practice]

Uh leafs?

honestly they haven't been that bad beyond samsonov, and maybe tavares. Rielly I guess has sucked shit. PP sucks too. what was I saying

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Ryan Reaves secondary assist, time to double shift him

[practice]

he's been good, Dewer is good too, life is just cruel is all

[linseman]

he's been good

let's not go nuts here

[linseman]

these fuckin' guys

[Grand Moff Larkin]

What’s Nylander’s injury anyway

[practice]

my baseless speculation is that he injured himself doing non hockey activity, riding a bike or something

[Grand Moff Larkin]

From an Athletic article about how Stone is healthy now and no one should criticize it

If Vegas ices a fully healthy lineup with the lines they used in Saturday’s practice, it would still only carry a cap hit of roughly $82.22 million — below the $83.5 million cap ceiling.

This is not accounting for players that project to be healthy scratches such as Alec Martinez ($5.25 million cap hit), Paul Cotter ($775,000) and Michael Amadio ($762,500), and Mantha ($2.85 million) who is injured.

Those players count towards the cap!

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Panthers with one minor penalty today, a likely story

[Grand Moff Larkin]

The second one is just in time to probably not matter (down two with 1:11 left)

[Grand Moff Larkin]

3-2 with eight second left

Tampa with the “Wings scoring with 1 second left vs. Washington or Kane winning the shootout after being eliminated from the playoffs” celebration

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Throwing plastic rats on the ice while the opposing team is still out there doesn’t seem great

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I was out to eat after Neu! 15’s soccer game and the restaurant had a bunch of TVs. The only one with the Avs JERTS game was at a weird angle. At one point I looked away for a minute and it went from 2-1 to 3-3.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Ehlers gotta shoot there

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Georgiev is not a good goalie

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Mock-jeering Geeeooorgiiiev is mush, though

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Peanut butter mouth chant

[nick]

This is a fun game