Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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Petry with an abysmal first shift

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Larkin got tripped behind the Habs’ net, got up slow

Still on the bench at least

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Fabbri boarded himself

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Lane Hutson gets an assist on [groan] Brendan Gallagher’s goal

Of course fucking Gallagher scores

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Disastrous start, down 2-0

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Compher gets one after some good pressure in the zone

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Habs have gotten away with three penalties in the last two minutes

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Raymond and DeBrincat couldn’t get a shot on net on a 2 on 0

Bad pass from Raymond

Woof

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Wings need to:

1. Shoot the puck instead of forcing bad passes
2. Stop icing it
3. Show some kind of physicality on the forecheck
4. Get much quicker clears when the puck is dumped into their zone (looking at you, Petry)

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Habs blocked 16 of the Wings’ 28 attempts in the first

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JFC

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Gostisbehere nowhere to be found on that one

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Wings get a PP at least

Gostisbehere draws a trip

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Fabbri gets stuffed on a glorious chance

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4-1, Edvinsson’s pass went off a Hab leg right to Gallagher for his second

This is my hell

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Raymond had gotten boarded at the other end

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Compher gets one back, left all alone and Perron makes a great pass

Need another one this period

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Habs have four goals on 13 shots

Not that Lyon could do anything on a few of them

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Raymond is back out there at least

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Wings have had plenty of third-period comebacks this year

Would help if the refs called more than one penalty, but odds are there will be one more penalty in this game and it'll be on the Wings

Grind the Larkin and Compher lines to dust this period. I don't want to see Czarnik.