Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

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I don’t know if this actually crossed the line but I do know Boston will get the benefit of the doubt

I thought immediately that Jarnkrok should have been calling for it. seemed clearly in to me but obvously no way to conclusively conclude

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Looks like a high stick but good job

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Pretty sure Matthews would’ve gotten it below the crossbar

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Waiting to see why that one comes back

[practice]

thanku JT

I should go to sleep

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https://www.naturalstattrick.com/game.p ... ew=limited
Marner's xG% 5v5 is 5.78, JT 2.74. those are sub Reaves in October numbers.

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Marner's looked like an absolute mess out there. He had one play at the blueline where he slipped on his skate like a ghost scared him during an episode of Scooby Doo.

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thanku JT

I should go to sleep

As much as I wanted the Wings to make the playoffs this year, some of the last memories I have of them being in the playoffs (the series against the Broons and Blot were over too quick to fully register) was staying up late to see them defeated by the Sharks. That's only fun the next morning if they win.

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I switched to the Isles Canes game and although the Isles were up 3-0, it’s now 3-1 and I haven’t seen them possess the puck in the Carolina zone. Even when Carolina hasn’t been on the PP, it’s looked like a PP.

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Marchand secures his EGOT with that performance

[trucuschenn]

love that the Leafs main priority in the offseason and at the deadline was adding guys who like to push and shove after the whistle

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Shocked he didn’t score at the end of the PP when he was all alone receiving a pass in front

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Kampf’s empty net attempt made me laugh, good work up to that point

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Bertuzzi’s obvious high stick is cleared by Kyle MacLean in the Isles game

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Mark Stone scored, inching back into game shape

(I realized that seeing Jamie Benn raise the Cup would anger me more than any other person in the playoffs)

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Uh Hurricanes have the lead now?

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Nine seconds between the tying and go-ahead goals

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Palmieri being a piece of shit after Guentzel gets the ENG

“Cooler heads have to prevail”

They put Martin on the ice with 30 seconds left what do you think he’s going to do

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High stick should be reconsidered with a lil guy like Stank Oven

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Goil are up 3-0, nobody could come back from that