Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Wings one goal c’mon five left

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LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING RAYMOND

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Gostisbehere had an insane jumping keep at the line

[linseman]

holy moly

[linseman]

the sustained pressure through pretty much all of the third was unlike anything i have seen in quite awhile

[Cacophony]

NICE

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Win the draw

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LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING RAYMOND

LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING RAYMOND

[Cacophony]

Beeeeeautiful

[linseman]

hell yeaaaaah

we're winning it all

[Grand Moff Larkin]

hell yeaaaaah

we're winning it all

I’m trying not to think of how bad the Rangers would eviscerate the Wings and ride the LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING RAYMOND wave

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Tork played hockey growing up at Charles Schulz's rink in Santa Clara, I checked that out this summer when we went to the Schulz / Peanuts museum.

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Well they haven’t given up any goals yet so that’s an improvement

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Slaf cut Compher’s face with his skate, Compher’s in the room

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Raymond with a great chance, thought he’d bury it

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Welp

Maatta pinched and got caught

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And Mailloux gets his first NHL point

Fuck him

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Seider got away with a brutal turnover

Still no Compher

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Welp

Maatta pinched and got caught

Perron didn’t cover for him either

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Hell yeah tie game

DeBrincat tip? on a Seider blast after Savard turned it over to Larkin