Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Avs missed the extra point

[nick]

I assume Justus starts game 2?

[sutterfamily]

Hope everyone bet the over on Comebet Level, the official betting partner of Compete Level

I keep trying to make bets but get 500 Server Error

[Grand Moff Larkin]

A 500 Server Error is a confirmation of your donation to Comebet Level’s charitable organization, Taylor Hall’s Foundation for Kids Who Can’t Boat Good

[captain]

I'm late to this but:

Colorado in 6
Dallas in 6
Vancouver in 5
Edmonton in 6

Rangers in 5
Florida in 6
Toronto in 7
Carolina in 4

[captain]

Also why the hell can't I stay logged in on the new board

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I had problems with that initially but they went away, I’ll look into it again

I’ve encountered the 500 Server Error when I’ve tried posting multiple paragraphs and/or emojis. I view it as a welcome firewall against my worse tendencies.

[practice]

I am so sick of not having William Nylander in the lineup for an undisclosed reason

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Has he been declared out for tonight?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

[Grand Moff Larkin]

The Leaves played (almost an entire) period even with the Broons

[practice]

well that felt like a new and innovative totally self inflicted calamity

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Reaves dumping it right to a Broon with no Leaf in sight when he had a guy open on the other side of the ice sums up his hockey sense

[practice]

Reaves dumping it right to a Broon with no Leaf in sight when he had a guy open on the other side of the ice sums up his hockey sense

turning favourable shifts into unfavourable one is a team specialty, lines 1-4, 1-6

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I have the game on mute but I can hear the accent of the Bostonian couple behind Keefe during his interview with Emily Kaplan

[practice]

people are going to call for Marner's head here and obviously CBC gives him a closeup after the goal but explain to me how Pastrn is his responsibility here. unreal. I kind of forget how much I hate keefe every year until the playoffs, and then you get this wild faceoff formation, and rookie Knies out there with your two most maligned forwards, and Benoit/McCabe. man.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I don’t know if this actually crossed the line but I do know Boston will get the benefit of the doubt

[practice]

I expect every shot on Samsonov to go in

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Georgiev energy

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I remember having a real shit substitute goalie for beer league like a decade ago and telling the guys on the bench “zero shots”