Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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There goes the shutout

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Couldn't even celebrate their one goal because it went in with seemingly no time left (they put on 1.1 so it counted).

It was a scramble in front and even though they had a ton of A+ chances and got goalied by Lindgren, they needed more of that traffic / chaos.

Devastating loss. I don't even think the Caps are that good! The Wings played better for the vast majority of the game!

Wings fans on The Athletic want Lalonde fired but come on, it's not on him. DeBrincat's been MIA for the last few months. People are mad Sprong hasn't been playing but he didn't do anything when he was in tonight.

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In case it seemed like I was being hyperbolic about the severity of that missed call

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Wings did an emergency recall of Zach Aston-Reese, in case they don’t have enough guys who 100% will not score in the next game

Fans wanted Kasper, I would’ve liked that, understand that it would be an absurd amount of pressure

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Can't wait for the PNES to get six PPs, most of which are when a light breeze catches Sidney Crosby, while the Red Wings get a single two-minute advantage when Malkin takes Compher's head clean off his body

Larkin better play 30 minutes with the bottom six being

Sprong / Veleno / Fabbri
Fischer / Czarnik / Aston-Reese

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Put on my Zetterberg jersey, he could shut Sidney down

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Hope Alex DeBrincat made it to the game tonight

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No Walman stinks

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PNES push one in?

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They’re counting it, looked like it only went in after Crosby bumped Lyon

No challenge

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Raymond evens it up on a DeBrincat rebound

Great takeaway by DeBrincat

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Now Fabbri takes a penalty

They’re absolutely going to call that one

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Kane draws a holding penalty on Malkin

Shocked that the Wings got away with having the Czarnik line out for a defensive zone draw against Crosby

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Wings PP does not look great so far

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Jeff Petry Revenge Game
Olli Maatta Revenge Game
Daniel Sprong Revenge Game
Zach Aston-Reese Revenge Game

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Compher ten feet offside

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Fucking Letang

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Petry with a bad pinch

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LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING RAYMOND