Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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Wings didn’t get scored at while I was at soccer practice, phew

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Lapierre should’ve had one that went off the post

Someone just took a super late poke at Lyon

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Shots are 19-8 Wings, still scoreless

Waiting for a weird bounce to go in for the Caps

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Edvinsson’s doing more offensively tonight

Lindgren has been excellent

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Gostisbehere got to step into one, got stopped

Compher had two chances back to back in the first

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Czarnik flubs a glorious set-up, now Kane takes a penalty behind the Caps goal

Compher hit the crossbar prior to that

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No PPs for the Wings so far, the most egregious missed call was Perron getting tripped with the puck in the circle in the offensive zone

Lotsa booing after that one

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Lindgren remains excellent

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Strome scores after the Wings were pinned in the zone for a while, down a stick

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Ovechkin makes it 2-0 with seven seconds left in the period

Seider blew a tire in the neutral zone

Fuuuuuuuck

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Gotta get something by Lindgren

Would obviously help if the refs called a penalty on the Caps

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Gostisbehere with an egregious turnover, somehow didn’t end up in the Wings net

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Too much man on the Caps

Probably the Wings’ only PP of the game, they better fucking score

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Perron hit the bar, some other good chances, still down two

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Carlson slew-foots Sprong no call

No more calls today

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Caps get away with too many men

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Man don’t throw an octopus down two in the third

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No penalty on this? Are you fucking kidding me?

Aube Kubel high-sticked the fuck out of Copp

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That’s a 10/10 missed call

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Seider draws a hooking call, I’d say it was a makeup but it was a legit call

Oshie whining about it shut up