Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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Stamkos ties it on the PP, can’t give them that many chances

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Petry saves a puck from crossing the line near the end of about four straight minutes of BLOT zone time

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Veleno only has three minutes of ice time

Ras went to the room after an awkward hit

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Seider pings one off the bar

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Perron puts them up! Vasi couldn’t hold Seider’s rebound

Perron’s played well tonight, PP excluded

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Lucas Motherfucking Raymond gets the empty netter after a great faceoff win by Larkin

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DEREK LALONDE REVENGE GAME

[Cacophony]

Intense game!

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Wings did a lot of bending but not breaking

Lyon was excellent

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Listened to the first period on the radio driving to Chicago

First Rags goal was all on Czarnik

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Lindgren nailed Raymond with a cross check during the Wings’ first PP, no call, now Petry gets called for the same thing

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Larkin gets his 30th on the PP to give them the lead, rebound off a crossbar shot

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Aaand Goodrow ties it up a minute later after he’s left all alone and gets a rebound

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25 seconds later

Oof

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David Perron offensive zone penalty for the bingo board

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Of course the Rags score on the PP

Wings couldn’t win a draw, Chiarot missed a chance to dump the puck

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Gostisbehere draws a high stick from Trouba, gotta get one here

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Ah well nevertheless

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Lost opportunity

[Cacophony]

Nobody wants to make the playoffs.