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Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2025 7:19 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
The problem with the Wings losing out and drafting in the top ten is that their opponents don’t have anything to play for either and are probably resting guys
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2025 7:20 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
God fuck you Jamie Benn
His 400th goal, I wish Seider had checked him through the boards after he tucked that in
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:36 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
I missed five additional Wings goals by going to see Mount Eerie in Detroit
A lot of guys got on the scoresheet. Seider had three points -- he'd only had one in his last nine. Raymond had three, bringing him up to 78 on the year. Larkin had two, same with Berggren. Even Tarasenko got an EN goal.
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 10:42 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wings will draft somewhere between 10th and 13th. They’d have to lose out and get help (Isles beating the Beej, for one) to get 10th and the tiny chance for 1st or 2nd.
The draft board according to Pronman falls off after 10/11. I’d lean toward trading the first if it’s 12/13.
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 10:52 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
Kashawn Aitcheson seems like a defender Yzerman would go for — super competitive, mean, physical. I don’t know how the top ten shakes out, but I could see a team reaching for him as the second defenseman picked.
Feel like Viktor Eklund (William’s brother) could fall. Don’t know if that’s the type of guy the Wings need. Maybe Carter Bear?
After Cayden Lindstrom’s missed an entire year, it’ll be interesting to see if Roger McQueen falls. Maybe that’s a home run swing the Wings could take if they like his medicals.
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:17 pm
by linseman
Grand Moff Larkin wrote: ↑Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:36 am
I missed five additional Wings goals by going to see Mount Eerie in Detroit
i don't know if he did this in detroit but last night in toronto about 7 minutes into his extremely personal spoken word kind of thing about being an aging hippie on the west coast etc. i whispered to my wife "is this a cover?"
possibly my best joke of 2025 so far
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:45 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
That’s “Demolition” from Night Palace, of which I am not a fan.
The funniest part of the show was after he’d started singing / speaking, I couldn’t tell if it was directions to the sound guy or lyrics, and I turned to my buddy and told him that, and he also couldn’t tell.
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 6:31 pm
by linseman
haha i had the same experience
you gotta love phil

Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 6:55 pm
by linseman
also in that same song when he was talking about "the floor by the bed is wood" my wife was like "what else is it gonna be?"
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 8:18 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
I wasn’t planning on going to the show because I couldn’t get into Night Palace, but a friend got list spots and free is good. I made it through all of Night Palace that day and optimistically thought “Maybe he’ll cut the 30 minutes of BS” but no, he played all that.
Currently seeing Brainiac open for Mogwai in Detroit, weird to see them without Tim Taylor.
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 8:37 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
The Devils’ lineup tonight is Peak Resting Guys. Daws in net. Dennis Cholowski Revenge Game
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:19 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Surprised Matthews is in the lineup, even more surprised they didn’t score there
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:28 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Berggren has a goal and an assist in each of his last two games up with Larkin and Raymond. Too bad they were against AHL call ups.
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:30 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Watson with an egregious turnover that led to another big chance for the Leaves
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:40 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Matthews does Matthews things, 1-0
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:43 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Auston Watson??? Roofed the hell out of a backhander
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:06 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
JUSTIN HOLL REVENGE GAME
A weird wrister from the point
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:09 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Raymond went to the room after going shoulder-first into the boards
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:10 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Easy holding call against Tavares
Kane, please
Re: Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:11 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
DeBrincat whammo
Not sure if Kane gets an assist here