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Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 1:10 pm
by Cacophony
Agree. They have 13 picks in the first 3 rounds the next 3 drafts but that doesn’t always pan out!
Totally forgot Jake Allen is on the devils now. Not sure they have any excuses going into next season
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 1:35 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Stars heave Ty Dellandrea onto the Sharks for a 4th
13th overall pick in 2018, lotta busts in that first round. I wonder if Zadina goes to Europe this summer.
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 2:06 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sharks also claimed Goodrow off waivers from the Rags
Helps NY's cap situation for sure not having to buy him out (or give a sweetener to have a team take his deal)
Someone do that with Justin Holl, thanks
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 2:30 pm
by Cacophony
What is Mike Grier doing
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:02 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Their roster was absolute dogshit, it's not like these guys are replacing good players.
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:07 pm
by Alexei Ca$hin
wow what is going on today? GMs getting antsy with the Cup final extended??
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:13 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
DuBois to Washington straight up for Kuemper (who has three years left at 5.25 per)
Good on LA for moving him, curious if he gives a shit in Washington or just infuriates another fan base
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:21 pm
by Alexei Ca$hin
Can't believe LA got out of that contract
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 4:06 pm
by Cacophony
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 5:07 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 6:28 am
by practice
Grand Moff Larkin wrote: ↑Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:13 pm
DuBois to Washington straight up for Kuemper (who has three years left at 5.25 per)
Good on LA for moving him, curious if he gives a shit in Washington or just infuriates another fan base

Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 8:31 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
I like that DuBois has become the "Girl, don't date him" "But I can fix him!" of the NHL. I hope he gets traded every 1-2 years for the life of this contract and each time the team is all "We feel that we acquired a 1C, we're thrilled for Pierre-Luc to join our organization."
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:14 am
by practice
it's crazy that Blake hasn't been fired yet
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:18 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
Remember when the Kings had the #1 prospect pool by a mile
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:26 am
by practice
I love Marner but got damn would have loved to get the PLD return for him last summer
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:39 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
Jakob Chychrun is trending on Twitter and I thought "Oh, was he traded?" and it's because 1. he might get traded (and people somehow think the Broons would get him and the 25th pick for Ullmark) 2. he posted some Lebanese raw meat dish on Instagram and liked this post
Is he Jordan Peterson-pilled?
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 10:01 am
by Cacophony
Yeah he’s a maniac and eats raw meat. I give him maybe 3 more years in the league
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 10:02 am
by Cacophony
practice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:14 am
it's crazy that Blake hasn't been fired yet
Doesn’t seem very good at his job!
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 10:09 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
Chychrun week-to-week (constipation)
Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 4:27 pm
by linseman
always suspected that chychrun was a stooge for Big Alternative Sunscreen