Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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Reaaaal close call in the Detroit end after Kane got knocked down with a high shove

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Nice play by Kane to bat the puck away from the goal line before Verhaeghe tapped it in

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Love a highlight reel of Matthew Tkachuk getting away with penalties

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Sam Bennett cannot BELIEVE he got called for using his stick as a belt on Larkin

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Stenlund cannot BELIEVE he got called for clearly tripping Larkin away from the play

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DeBrincat rang one off the post

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Wings just aren’t sharp enough to make fast enough passes to beat the Panth PK

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Another close call in front of Lyon

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Panth got away with too many men

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Montour scores on a big rebound from Lyon

Panthers should be in the box

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Kane shoots it over the net on a glorious chance

Oh I think it went off Bob’s mask

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Holding on Detroit

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Reinhart scores, I think Tkachuk talked shit or took a shot at someone, Chiarot starts a brawl

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Kane gets stopped on another breakaway

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More “even it up” bullshit when the Panth come in late and throw punches

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This game has gone about as expected

Panthers know that the refs won’t call ten penalties on one team and two on the other. They know that they’re just going to call even-up penalties when they do post-whistle BS (Tkachuk crosschecked Chiarot after Reinhart scored, which is why Chiarot went nuts).

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Wings really haven’t done much so far in the third

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And it’s 3-0 after Petry lost his stick and just let his guy go

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Veleno with a good shift at least

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Detroit gets an extra two after a semi brawl, of course