The Official 2024-2025 NHL Season: Trade Deadline a Real War This Year

[sutterfamily]

Jason Zucker: I hate winning

[Grand Moff Larkin]

“I could die here, sure”

(One of my best friends is moving from Oakland to Buffalo this summer)

[sutterfamily]

Hmm. Cozens, Paterka, Tuch?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Guessing Cozens

[sutterfamily]

Hard to believe Norris has a ton of value due to contract/injury history but the tools are very good if you ignore those two giant red flags

[sutterfamily]

Yeah, probably Cozens: swap two nearly identical contracts (tho the SNES save almost a million bucks)

[sutterfamily]

The TSN coverage, every commercial break alternates between:

MARK CARNEY WILL LET DONALD TRUMP DESTORY CANADA, VOTE POLIEVRE

and

PIERRE POLIEVRE WILL LET DONALD TRUMP DESTROY CANADA, VOTE CARNEY

[sutterfamily]

Jfresh posted this but not seeing it literally anywhere else

[sutterfamily]

Looks like Norris + JBD

I guess they are thinking that Cozens is having a super down year cause the microstat comparison is rough

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I’ve thought on Cozens a lot because of Yzerman’s reported hard-on for him and it’s hard to balance the enthusiasm for him a few years ago after his best year vs. the reality of him being a 40 point player on a seven year deal for 7.5 or whatever.

[Alexei Ca$hin]

I like that deal almost as much as I like the Mark "Carbon Tax" Carney commercials

[practice]

Zucker was wants to spend his 30s making middle class by NHL standards money in Buffalo, NY, which is exactly what I would choose to do as well

[practice]

The TSN coverage, every commercial break alternates between:

MARK CARNEY WILL LET DONALD TRUMP DESTORY CANADA, VOTE POLIEVRE

and

PIERRE POLIEVRE WILL LET DONALD TRUMP DESTROY CANADA, VOTE CARNEY

Carbon Tax Carney has been in my head all week since I watched the sportsnet feed of Sunday's Leafs game

[practice]

I like the Major Trade banner on the TSN ticker

[practice]

I really like Norris, I wish the Leafs had multiple young players signed for 6 more years at 7+ million to trade for other young players signed for 6 more years at 7+ million

[practice]

if it's gonna cost a 1st and all our prospects for Brayden Schenn then I would prefer to trade all our prospects and 2 more 1sts and 2 more 2nds and our next 10 3rds for someone trapped in Buffalo, Byram or Thompson

[practice]

they got Zucker resigned what use have they got for Tage T anymore anyway

[practice]

I'm on the phone with Jason Botteril or whoever tf is the GM in Buffalo (probably better if you address him by someone else's name actually) saying oh shit you guys got Jason[sic] Bernard Docker? that's it, I quit, your team is too stacked, what are you gonna tell Bowen Byram? he's gonna be playing 3rd paid minutes soon with all the talent you guys got all throughout the org

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I like that deal almost as much as I like the Mark "Carbon Tax" Carney commercials

Translate this to American

[Alexei Ca$hin]

I like neither