Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

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Hmm maybe give Tkachuk a penalty for getting McDavid in a headlock and slugging him

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Welp

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Didn’t go in off Nurse’s ass but woof

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I don’t know how the Goil PP hasn’t scored yet

[linseman]

well

Bobrovsky is coming up with huge saves

but they are also having some bad luck

[linseman]

nurse & ceci having a tough time out there

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Me when thee Goil being widely outshot but are up 2-0: “Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!”

Me when thee Goil are widely outshooting their opponent but trail 2-0: “Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck”

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Gagner’s wife, Rachel Linke, mentioned how he stopped by the Kingsway-area home of late dressing room attendant Joey Moss before the Final. He wanted to explain Moss’ impact on his three kids – Cooper, 8; Beckham, 6; and Cali, 4.

Gagner still exchanges pictures and videos of Moss via text message with former Oiler Andrew Cogliano. He said he shed a few tears when he saw the video.

“I still think about Joey all the time,” Gagner said. “I was at my oldest son’s hockey game the other day. On the way home, we drove by Joey’s house. It was one of those moments. Joey’s meant so much to me and to the Oilers. I wanted to share that with my kids.”

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Ceci scratched tonight?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I can't see them scratching Nurse, but it is amazing that he's -15 in 19 playoff games.

I don't think Desharnais will do any better paired with him.

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Goilers, please score

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Goilers, please shoot

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Not a great looking PP

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Foegele with a knee on knee on Luostarinen

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Called a major, can’t really argue with that. A real test of thee Goil’s PK streak

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Rally major!

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Nurse went off hurt and hasn’t returned yet

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Good defensive play by Desharnais

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Bobrovsky is either real iffy on his skates tonight or trying to sell calls (Hyman barely touching him in the middle of the period and Bob rolling down to the ice)

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Don’t like that!

Would’ve preferred if he’d scored at the other end