The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: The Philadelphia Flyers are dead to me, even Gritty

[Grand Moff Larkin]

At first I was like "what on earth kind of take is this" then I clued in that it was probably a Leafs fan trying to say that Matthews is better than McDavid and then checked the profile and... yeah

[practice]

I believe (lol) that the Leafs can beat the Bruins (lmao) but I wouldn't pick them to beat Florida

[practice]

resident SNES fans will appreciate the reminder of The Year The Leafs Beat The SNES In The Playoffs After Being Swept In The Season Series

[sutterfamily]

Oh yes I DO remember that, thank you for the reminder. Here's another series of events from recent history to think about ;)

[practice]

yeah but that was your fault for saying "this game is so over" when the Leafs were up 4-1. they would have won (5-2 final most likely) if you didn't say that

[practice]

I haven't watched many Leafs games over the past few weeks so I am basing my Leafs-might-win prediction on crackpot probabilities like will Edmundson be allowed to commit an infraction every second he is on the ice in his own zone, or will he get called for interference like what got called last night.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

practice I hope you’re prepared for the Leaves getting penalized for things that the Broons get away with

[practice]

practice I hope you’re prepared for the Leaves getting penalized for things that the Broons get away with

this is all I have ever known

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Leaves-Broons
Battle of Florida
Jerts-Avs

Next 2 weeks are looking up!

[nick]

Close to a third straight year of Edm-LA too

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I'll give Powers and Lazerus this much credit: they have remarkable endurance for huffing Bedard's dong

Connor Bedard’s rookie season dazzles fans and defies age: ‘Unlike anything we’ve seen’

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Another year of MAF in Minnesota for 2.5

[Cacophony]

Sure I guess why not

[Cacophony]

I'll give Powers and Lazerus this much credit: they have remarkable endurance for huffing Bedard's dong

Connor Bedard’s rookie season dazzles fans and defies age: ‘Unlike anything we’ve seen’

Professional fluffers

[Grand Moff Larkin]

[media] [/media]

Apparently a fan found it in a dumpster? And it was never displayed at Mullet?

[Cacophony]

This guys is a huge piece of shit

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Wow

Probably swimming in a room of gold coins

[Cacophony]

These espn announcers are going to have an aneurysm calling this game that means nothing

[Cacophony]

Yes very classy to play a retiring vet in a meaningless game which they lost. What a good call check out the brains here.

[Cacophony]

Utah Bee Sharps