Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[practice]

ok I am dead no matter what happens

[trucuschenn]

well if nothing else this game has given me an explanation as to why Boston Pizza is called that despite Boston not really being associated with pizza

[Cacophony]

Cmon leafs

[trucuschenn]

these are some famous last words but I feel like Pastrnak has not been a huge factor in this series especially 5 on 5

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Glad you were the one to quote it

[Cacophony]

Dude 20 seconds before that goal I knew samsonov eould fuck up

[practice]

my stream cut out so at least I didn't see it live.

[practice]

how are you chopping up lines to start OT game 7? Bertuzzi Matthews Nylander and then Marner back with JT

[Grand Moff Larkin]

well if nothing else this game has given me an explanation as to why Boston Pizza is called that despite Boston not really being associated with pizza

Moving to Boston and getting NHL Center Ice was a mystifying experience because I’d see ads for Boston Pizza and think “Wait, all of the pizza I’ve tried here has been mediocre”

(Pizzeria Regina was good but Buddy’s Detroit style is better)

[Cacophony]

This sucks. Sorry Leaf bros

[Cacophony]

Panthers are going to obliterate the Bruins

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Marner sees Pastrnak fly by him and has a little “uh shit” look

[Grand Moff Larkin]

PK Subban is too loud

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Marner sees Pastrnak fly by him and has a little “uh shit” look

Marner is trending on Twitter this morning because of this play and 50% of the posts are "I still love him, I never want him to leave."

[Grand Moff Larkin]

[linseman]

if only there were a way to counter that brilliant strategy

[captain]

sounds like a coaching problem, sheldon!

[captain]

in the good old days I feel like a Van/Edmo series could have led to Captain and Patrick Cokane brawling shirtless on Main St and me partying shirtless in the West Edmonton Mall parking lot

it's a shame it took so long but I'm glad we finally got here

and hey, this is relevant

[practice]

god I'm sad

[practice]

stream that was humming all night started buffering a lot to start OT and I had to make a call to search for another, they were all suddenly spotty, then I click one that shows a quick frame that looks like Bruins celebrating but it doesn't properly load. the next one I find is the post goal celebrations. it really is a miserable way of experiencing hockey. a miserable existence. going to bed at 4:45am with a mind full of misery and birds are starting to chirp, the sparrows aren't worried (sparrows are stupid, they don't give a fuck about anything)