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Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer posts

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:06 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
How much is the Coyotes franchise actually worth? A billion dollars seems like a massively inflated value and a gift to their current owner, who deserves no such thing. I maintain that the funniest outcome here is if the league buys the team and then the Jazz owner backs out.

"Sorry players, you'll have to put 75% of your salary into Escrow until we even up our books."

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer posts

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:27 pm
by Cacophony
How is that franchise worth that much? How is that calculated? They don’t have an arena and are mostly prospect based. There is no way. Bettman should be fired for this

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer posts

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:05 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
How much could one Dmitri Simashev cost, Michael, a hundred million dollars?

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer posts

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:32 pm
by nick

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer posts

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 4:29 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Not searching for the tweet, but the Coyotes not paying out of town hotel bills and all of the hotels banding together and requiring a certified check up front is hilarious

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer posts

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:44 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Coyotes officially moving, they finally told the team.

I do feel bad for any Actual Coyotes Fans out there (Caco?) but it’s been a bad joke for ages. I still don’t know how the current owner will get a billion dollars in return.

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer posts

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:20 pm
by nick
Grand Moff Larkin wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:44 pm Coyotes officially moving, they finally told the team.

I do feel bad for any Actual Coyotes Fans out there (Caco?) but it’s been a bad joke for ages. I still don’t know how the current owner will get a billion dollars in return.
28 years ago pretty close was this franchise's last game in Winnipeg. Can't say it's a surprise that it didn't work in AZ. Hopefully a committed ownership group like they will seemingly get in SLC will go a long way to finally finding some stability.

Friedmann was saying on today's 32 Thoughts that the $1B was basically the cost of "this is going to keep things out of the courts" on the NHL's part. $1B sale to Merulo, $1.2B purchase price by Ryan Smith in SLC, with the extra $200M being distributed amongst the other owners.

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:01 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
Merulo will find some way to claim a custody agreement in which the Coyotes have to come back to Mullet Arena for weekends

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:17 am
by Cacophony
Oh would you look at that Mark Stone is close to returning to play

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:11 am
by Cacophony

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:27 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
AHL city hotels remain on watch

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:17 pm
by Cacophony


Uhhhhhh

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:52 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
What got into the JERTS today

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 7:32 pm
by practice
Veleno is dumb

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 7:36 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
:grammatron:

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 8:09 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
The Tampa Bay Lightning, it’s time to help out a friend

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 8:14 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
:babcock:

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 8:54 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:34 pm
by nick
Grand Moff Larkin wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:52 pm What got into the JERTS today

:dale:

Re: The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: Now with fewer Arizona Coyotes

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:21 pm
by Cacophony
Cutter signed