The Official 2023-2024 NHL Season Thread: The Philadelphia Flyers are dead to me, even Gritty

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Back to normal

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Go Rags

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Thank you Rags

[practice]

did you guys see this tip

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it's pretty fucking sick

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nice work by Burns there too managing to get the puck past Nylander, a block monster

[sutterfamily]

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This guy is extremely awful (perhaps hard to tell from that tweet but it's TRUE)

Made the mistake of having him in my SNES list for a while because he does seem to genuinely have some sources but you could tell things are off when some nobody has a catchphrase and then he started referring to women as "females" and that was the end of that for me.

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(lol I could also be talking about Ryan Whitney)

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You can also tell he’s bad because he pays for Twitter

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RIP Chris Simon

His Wikipedia page has three "major" incidents (exchanging racial slurs with Mike Grier, trying to knock Ryan Hollweg's head off with a baseball bat swing, stomping on Jarkko Ruutu's leg) and a "minor incidents" section

Had a tough life -- alcoholism as a teen, bankruptcy and CTE after his career

He was also part of the Lindros trade

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I wonder if anyone in the NHL, refs or people in HQ or head coaches or players who are union reps, if any of them ever think about whether a player making direct threats against another player is something that could or should be like against the rules. like guys get suspended for slashes and cross-checks that are clearly impulsive non-thinking actions. here is a guy, one who intentionally injures other players all the time, saying you're fucking dead I'm going to kill you, repeatedly, in front of refs and teammates and opponents and coaches. like I wonder if the Montreal police force would have had a chance to actually charge Chara for Max Pacioretty's manslaughter if there were audio of him saying you're fucking dead I'm going to kill you

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Tyler Bertuzzi with 2:33 of ice time in the first period tonight, didn't come off the bench for the first seven minutes. Not sure what's going on there

[Cacophony]

Just noticed lil Tuzz wears a neckguard but won’t get a Covid vaccine. Amazing

[Cacophony]

Skate kills 1 guy. Better wear one!

Virus kills millions? Don’t put your poison in me!!

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I saw a KENNEDY 24 bumper sticker on a car at middle school pickup today, really threading the needle of “Ann Arbor liberal but also anti-vax.”

[Cacophony]

Wild were dunzo before. Love this is blowing up in that asshole Guerins face

[Cacophony]

Lmao the PK is just so bad

[Cacophony]

How Marcus Foligno has made millions is amazing to me. Maybe the next Clarkson

[Alexei Ca$hin]

That Wild loss may have torpedoed my playoff chances in a fantasy league too! Bums

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I appreciate the Leaves taking down the Caps last night