2023-2024 Offseason Thread: RIP Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau

[captain]

my shock when this popped up in the timeline:

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Wings signed Campbell 1 year 775K, thought that was a possibility when he got bought out.

He’s the 3, either Lyon or Husso is gone

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Lomberg signed in Calgary, smell you later fuckhead

[practice]

Tanev at the same term and what like 1m less in AAV than Roy and Pesce

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Yeah but are they WARRIORS

[practice]

I hate Treliving so much that it gives me a bit of hope that his moves will pay off because all my criticisms are usually wrong

[2PEENZ]

I thought I was seeing thing with that Tanev contract

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Slaf extends at 7.6 for 8 years

I’m sure Habs fans are ejaculating on each other

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Hurricanes D: Burns, Slavin, Orlov, Chatfield, uh

Gostisbehere, three years like 10m total

He went on PP heaters but he’s a mess at ES and fumbled so many pucks during their down stretch

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Feels like the Leaves have gone through five different versions of Hakanpaa in the last few years

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Can I tell the difference between him and Lyubushkin? No

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Christian Fischer re-ups in Detroit one year 1.125

Really liked when he was on a line with Copp and Ras.

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Hurricanes D: Burns, Slavin, Orlov, Chatfield, uh

Gostisbehere, three years like 10m total

He went on PP heaters but he’s a mess at ES and fumbled so many pucks during their down stretch

Sean Walker for like 3.4 is a good deal

They need scoring wingers (as always)

[Cacophony]

Fuck all the way off man

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Bowman supposedly the frontrunner to be the Edmonton GM

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I checked to see if there was any Trouba news and Rangers fans are being very calm about a player using his NTC

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Edmo: Oops All Skinners

[Cacophony]

Bowman supposedly the frontrunner to be the Edmonton GM

I begrudgingly agree with Laz here. Ok maybe they learned from their mistakes and all but no team should hire them. But they will likely all get jobs again

[practice]

For all the shit dubas got for his belief in the Leafs core I don't think he ever had a UFA that he treated basically like a trade deadline to build a 1 season roster around the core

[practice]

Like 4 years and a limited (>half the league) NTC for OEL?