Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[Cacophony]

What exactly are Kane’s injuries? He’s been a total ghost all playoffs

Lower body (weight of his IOU’s caused numerous muscles strains)

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Goilers, please, Goil

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I refuse to believe that Evan Rodrigues is good

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Warren Foegoilers

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Well shit

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Goodnight Oilers

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Should killing Corey Perry be legal? Maybe?

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Ah well nevertheless

[practice]

let's see if the oil can match the Leafs result (1 win) vs FLA

[practice]

Bouch is a stud but man how are you trying to make a cutback deke at the blueline like that vs Barkov

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Glad thee Goil have scored some goals tonight but it's wild that the top guys aren't doing it

Mock-cheering Bobrovsky is a move alright

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Goil petitioning to play the series on aggregate

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Tkachuk and Bennett swinging away, these guys should get tossed

[Grand Moff Larkin]

A five on three? They’re allowed to do that?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Why is the faceoff out of the zone?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

A PP goal? In this economy?

[2PEENZ]

I went up to Edmonton last night to watch the game at a bar by the arena. It was a blast. My voice is completely gone and my ear drums are fucked.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

It's incredible how many people are out front of the arena.

[captain]

I have tickets to game 7 and the dream is not yet dead (though might be in 6 short hours)