Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Huge save by Skinner on Bennett

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Nurse is on the bench but not playing

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Lazy clear / pass attempt by Bouchard, who has had a rough game led to that goal

[pissfarm]

I have a hard time taking seriously any organization that pipes in a cat roaring noise. Unfortunately, that is not changing the outcome of this game.

[Cacophony]

I don’t like this

[Grand Moff Larkin]

That’s charging and all but Bennett absolutely did the same thing earlier

I bet Barkov starts the PP

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Oh he went to the room, no Teemu Selanne routine

[Grand Moff Larkin]

How did Tkachuk get away with all of that

[pissfarm]

I guess the official story of the rat is that Mellanby killed a rat in the locker room. I'd always assumed it was because Mellanby was a ratface.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

The Oilers just need to kill Mattias Janmark in their locker room

[Cacophony]

Bettmans legacy is growing the game in sunbelt states which will bleed money and nobody will give a shit and some of the most boring playoff hockey I can remember.

[Cacophony]

I personally love it when nothing exciting happens in the 3rd period of a game of the finals

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Bettmans legacy is growing the game in sunbelt states which will bleed money and nobody will give a shit and some of the most boring playoff hockey I can remember.

I keep thinking about Tkachuk’s “backcheck” on McDavid where he basically committed five different penalties and then nailed McDavid with a crosscheck by the boards, like don’t you want offense there?

[2PEENZ]

I guess the official story of the rat is that Mellanby killed a rat in the locker room. I'd always assumed it was because Mellanby was a ratface.

Yeah didn't he shoot a puck to kill it?

Apologies if this has been covered, but why do Panthers fans yell "NIGHT" during the US anthem?

[pissfarm]

Honestly I think that is for Spencer Knight, which makes it really awkward.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I keep thinking about the year when the Panthers started Bobrovsky, Knight, and Chris Driedger two games apiece in a series against the BLOT

[practice]

Bettmans legacy is growing the game in sunbelt states which will bleed money and nobody will give a shit and some of the most boring playoff hockey I can remember.

I keep thinking about Tkachuk’s “backcheck” on McDavid where he basically committed five different penalties and then nailed McDavid with a crosscheck by the boards, like don’t you want offense there?

his stick was between McD's legs while also slashing his hands

[practice]

hey at least it wasn't a shorthanded breakaway during a penalty assessed for a little hook on the hands on a non-scoring opportunity or a breakaway after the same penalty expired (Leafs)

[sutterfamily]

I haven't watched much so assumed the talk about the Panthers getting away with insane stuff was overblown but having watched it I'm aghast!

On the other hand, if Florida wins then the 2024 4th round pick the SNES got for Tarasenko converts to a 2026 3rd!! HUGE!

[Grand Moff Larkin]

What exactly are Kane’s injuries? He’s been a total ghost all playoffs