Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

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I know it’s a safety thing, but a goalie shaking off his helmet to stop play is a drag and I wish it didn’t happen so much

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Goilers

[nick]

Dallas is done

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Stars don't look like the same team since going up 2-0 in game 4

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Skinner’s been great tonight

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Dallas is done

I would like to believe this

Definitely helps when thee Goil don’t give up a bunch of odd man rushes, although Edmonton could’ve really put it away in the third if they’d just shot on some of their 2 on 1s

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Not optimistic about the Rags extending his series

Amazing how many of the Panth’s defense are castoffs in some capacity or another

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I have the game on mute / listening to new Arab Strap, but the following stats have popped up:

Mika no goals in 10
Panarin no goals in 8
Rags PK 70% over the last 7

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Every Rag shot attempt is from the outside of the circle

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Florida child flexing shirtless behind Emily Kaplan’s interview with Laviolette

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Weird how getting shots close to the goal generated a goal

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Rags doing some baffling stuff in their own zone

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Goodnight Rags

[Cacophony]

Save us Goil, you’re our only hope

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McDavid doing McDavid things

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Thee Goil PP had looked sloppy prior to that

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Kulak having issues out there

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2-0 Goil, only three shots?

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I shouldn’t have anything against Logan Stankoven aside from his name not being pronounced Stank-oven

HOW-EV-AH

I was tired of hearing about him in his draft year, I’m sure he was super high on Wheeler’s board. Now he’s a Dallas Star (boooo) and the hype train continues. He’s definitely good, but every time he gets hit it looks like a headshot because of his height and a tendency to hunch down.

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I like how unconcerned thee Goil is with getting shots on goal