Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

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Goilers Goilers

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Oettinger is not a natural name for the goalie jeer chant

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Tanev questionable to return, lower body

Dick fell off?

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Not calling penalties anymore, I see

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(On the Stars)

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Robertson got away with boarding Bouchard right before the EN goal

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Curious how user captain is holding up after the rollercoaster ride of the last two games

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Tanev in a walking boot at the airport, I bet he still plays.

They should put him in a wheelchair or maybe an oxygen-tented hospital bed

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Tanev in a coma I know, I know it’s serious

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Tanev in a walking boot at the airport, I bet he still plays.

They should put him in a wheelchair or maybe an oxygen-tented hospital bed

Can't wait for half the broadcast to be dedicated for how courageous and manly and tough he is

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(watching game 4) after a SH goil I am feeling smug about identifying the wild and sloppy Stars PP and then they put McD and Draisatl and Hyman together like they can after McD doesn't kill. end of 2 periods here, I may give an update on my observations as I watch the 3rd period and I'm pretty sure there won't be OT

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the way some of these goil forwards wear their jerseys kind of tucked like McDavid always makes me think of Jacob dressing like Julian in Trailer Park boys

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abslolute joke of a call on Hyman after Draisatl got hooked down to prevent a chance which doesn't get called cuz the goil were up 2. shambolic stars PP follows.

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abslolutely joke of a call on Hyman after Draisatl got hooked down to prevent a chance which doesn't get called cuz the goil were up 2. shambolic stars PP follows.

Brown for sure styles like him. linemates in junior

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I have found the TNT broadcast to be almost tolerable aside from Boucher, who is real bad

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what a crackin game that was, happy for Skinner, I will always hate Perry, thought Stank and Hintz were both so so good, it sucks about Tanev but I feel glad it wasn't like a dirty or borderline play that injured him. Hyman the best Oiler which is just like, I will say it, devastating, it makes me want to throw up (happy for him too obviously)

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the worst part of the TNTcast was when they cut the game to half screen to show McDavid defending Nurse's play where he doesn't defend Nurse's play at all just calls him a big part of the room who always gives it 100% which is what I would say about a total liability who tries really hard often to his own detriment, and the team's. but these guys are gushing over McDavid's leadership for that answer when you can head over to r/hockey to find a mic'd up where Hyman is telling Brett Kulak that he's playing great, keep it up etc. It's really nice and heartwarming.

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Pavelski played 3rd most (5/5) mins of Dallas forwards and got eaten alive, Hintz basically ran the show and played 3 mins fewer. I gotta question that.

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Pavelski looks washed

I assume Hintz isn't 100% yet

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Surprised Mikkola wasn’t knocked unconscious when his head slammed against the boards after he ran the shit out of Shesty and the Rags went after him