Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

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Rags need to stop taking penalties

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OT winner on the PP always stinks, but especially less than two minutes in

[Cacophony]

Lol

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Priorities

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Feels like a Galaxy Brain amount of changes but things can always revert, I guess

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Not an ideal start!

Kulak got roasted there

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Goil need to bury these chances, thought McDavid had that one before he delayed and Faksa got his stick in the lane

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Darnell Nurse Ass Own Goal

No team could come back from being down 2-0 in the first period in this series

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I was making dinner, but I did hear that correctly that a SECOND goal went in off Nurse's butt?

[2PEENZ]

I may not understand the most sophisticated analytics, I do know one thing. When stuff starts going off your butt, buddy...it is over.

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I was making dinner, but I did hear that correctly that a SECOND goal went in off Nurse's butt?

Only one of the two Stars goals tonight went in off his ass

He was on the ice for the other but he had to cover the pass on the 2 on 1

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Hey that’s a start

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I saw a fan doing the “pull him” motion after the second goal, which again, went in off Darnell Nurse’s ass, and while I don’t think Skinner was to blame on that one, his body language on shots he has stopped is basically “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.”

[2PEENZ]

I was making dinner, but I did hear that correctly that a SECOND goal went in off Nurse's butt?

Only one of the two Stars goals tonight went in off his ass

He was on the ice for the other but he had to cover the pass on the 2 on 1

One went in off his butt on Monday too!

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Goilers!

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Ryan Suter is counteracting the Nurse factor tonight

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Nurse needs to deflect one off his ass into the Stars’ net to break the curse. Put him in front on the PP

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Doesn’t seem like it should be legal to have your goal stick on the ice behind you, even if it’s unintentional

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“That would’ve been icing”

No it wouldn’t have you moron

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Goilers!

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