Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

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Hyman breaking things open for Thee Goil

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McJesus got a squeaker over the line

Hope Captain brought a second pair of pants tonight

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100% should’ve been a crosschecking penalty on the Stars at center ice

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Goil need a push here after the Stars goal, the Stars had like two straight minutes of zone time earlier in the period

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They did not get a push

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I don’t know how Robertson floated that backhand through

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Welp!

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Not Desharnais’s best work

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Dallas should be prohibited from doing this

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Agree

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Suter with the most air possible on that delay of game

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Hell yeah Henrique

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Seguin had embellished earlier, not sure about this one

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How did Skinner not hold the post there? He’s made some great saves tonight but he needed that one

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Not a great penalty from Nurse!

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That sucked, not a fan of that

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just watched game 3, main thing I wanted to post is that 7-eleven is a perfect sponsor, colour scheme wise, for Dallas. the other thing is: McDavid should have been on at the end of that PK for the Nurse penalty. Stars were throwing it around wildly on their earlier PP and did so again on the late one which resulted in Janmark getting a chance that would have been a breakaway if it were McD.but McDavid is just you know kind of hopeless in that zone. which is why I prefer losing in the first round every year with a couple superstars who get byng noms and who you can play on the (league's worst) PK.

the last thing is I hate pulling the goalie with 2+ mins left, I will not accept that the advantage is worth the other team just being able to launch shots at an empty net. you can imagine the fun end of practice drills they do, trying to score on clearances from their own corner.

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Getting the sense that the Rags and Panth do not like each orher

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Who in the NHL office keeps protecting Trouba? What a piece of shit this guy is.

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Weird spacing on what looked to be a 2 on 1 maybe even 2 on 0 for the Panth

Maurice is closed to levels of rage