Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[Grand Moff Larkin]

For an up-tempo game with a lot of back and forth, only eight combined shots through most of a period

Stars have blocked a lot of Avs attempts from what I’ve seen

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Lehkonen should’ve buried that

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Rantanen read what pissfarm said about him and is making amends

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I’m going to bed, nothing bad has happened in a third period when I’ve previously gone to bed

[Alexei Ca$hin]

It's too late to go to bed now

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Goil going back to Skinner tonight?



I'll miss the first two periods at a screening of The Empire Strikes Back

[Cacophony]

Goil going back to Skinner tonight?



I'll miss the first two periods at a screening of The Empire Strikes Back

You won’t believe the shocking twist at the end

[Cacophony]

Neither of these teams are beating Dallas right?

[Cacophony]

Guess it’s hard to lose if skinner doesn’t have to make saves

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Neither of these teams are beating Dallas right?

Probably not!

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I assumed they were calling Myers for putting his stick blade in Draisaitl’s skates and wiping him out into the goal, but apparently not!

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5-1 now, I want to say it’s safe to say there will a game seven but Goilers?

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No Boeser in game seven due to a blood-clotting issue

[practice]

awful news and I am paranoid that I have or will get a blood clot soon after reading it

[patrick cokane]

Let's fuckin go

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Thought Kulak would bury that, at least before I knew it was Kulak

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Curious how many bottom six forwards have rolled through Thee Goil since McDavid arrived and how many of them have been remotely worthwhile

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Speaking of worthless bottom six forwards, Connor Brown’s breakaway attempt

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[Grand Moff Larkin]

A weirdly inert game seven

Silovs has made some great saves, Canucks have had pressure from time to time but nothing consistent.

Buccigross is such a weird announcer. Constantly praising the Oilers’ fourth line!