Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Officiating isn’t any better in this Rags game!

(Burns just snapped his stick in half cross-checking Mika’s back)

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Justice is served by a shorthanded goal

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Nichushkin failed a drug test and was suspended for six months? I didn’t realize the Player Assistance Program has a punitive arm

RIP Avs

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Hurricanes suddenly up in this game

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Rags just haven’t had much urgency or precision in this game. Passing seems off

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Nichushkin failed a drug test and was suspended for six months? I didn’t realize the Player Assistance Program has a punitive arm

RIP Avs

And Devon Toews is out with an illness

Wellness check on user pissfarm

[pissfarm]

Glad I didn't know any of this shit before I got to the game.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Well I bet the nachos are still delicious!

[pissfarm]

Fucking Makar pretending he's SanDisk Ozolinsh.

[pissfarm]

Yes spellcheck SanDisk Ozolinsh

[Alexei Ca$hin]

^ amazing

[Grand Moff Larkin]

New board’s first word replace comin’

[Cacophony]

Lmao

[practice]

Makar's incredibly audible "SHIT!" after getting stripped by Johnston, who is just stealing people's souls at this point

[Grand Moff Larkin]

At this rate it feels like a Dallas / Florida final is going to happen

Blech

[practice]

so Nichuskin failed a drug test it seems right? as opposed to like relapsing and coming clean about it? I wonder if he was getting all cranked up to go out on the ice and score a million goals

[Cacophony]

At this rate it feels like a Dallas / Florida final is going to happen

Blech

Nooooo thank you

[Grand Moff Larkin]

The funniest scenario for this Broons Panth series is that the Broons win tonight, then the Panth clinch in Boston on a disputed Sam Bennett goal

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Panth with six shots 26 minutes into this game

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Aaaand Reinhart ties it