Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[sutterfamily]

Sorry practice, I can't imagine the Bruins are good enough to actually do any of that! But playoffs are weird for sure.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

one of these pond hockey teams from the west against whom you could actually imagine Mitch Marner being traded to this summer

The funniest possible result would be Vegas somehow finding the cap space for Marner

[practice]

HFLeaf is willing to trade him for PL Dubois at this point

[Grand Moff Larkin]

HFLeaf is willing to trade him for PL Dubois at this point

That’s just sad

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Svechnikov with maximum goaltender interference on Shesty

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Laf having a big game

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Fox sure sold that “sucker punch” from Guentzel but come on man, they’re going to call that to even things up every time

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Jarvis might’ve gotten hurt but I realized he’s a greasy looking dude who always has a hint of anguish to his face

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Trouba almost missiled himself through the boards trying to end Necas

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Are the Avs rusty or something? Watching Rags OT

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Rempe with four minutes of ice time, wonder how long it would have to go to peel him off the bench

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Kotkaniemi only at eight minutes, Noesen at six

Kakko at ten

These teams are going to grind themselves to dust

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Second Canes OT PP, Panarin definitely earned that one

I did think they let a bunch of stuff go after the previous penalty

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Nothing doing on that one

Svechnikov does a lot of poking at the goalie and then acting astonished that the other team is mad

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Now Brady Skjei goes for a meh crosscheck

Refs want to go home!

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Trocheck wins it on the PP, what a deal

[pissfarm]

Avs were getting completely worked in OT but somehow Wood got the puck to his backhand on the mini breakaway.

Fuck Dallas.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Good comeback from Dallas having the most dangerous lead

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Wood turned on the jets and blew by Heiskanen (who's a really good skater). Pretty great game from what I saw.

[Cacophony]

Pasta probably shouldn’t be fighting shitheads like Tkachuck