Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I didn’t realize the third period had started and apparently neither did Vegas

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Had to figure Vegas would get a PP at some point, but that’s not a good call

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Eichel doing the maximum amount of stickhandling outside the zone before crossing the blueline, basically asking for one of his teammates to go in early

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Wow it’s like Toronto’s PP is still in the playoffs!

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Sam Steel doesn’t have any offense but he’s tenacious on the forecheck

[Cacophony]

Would still like an airplane to fly into this stadium because these teams are fucking assholes

[Grand Moff Larkin]

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I never picked the next round but

Rangers in six
Oilers in six
Panthers in seven
[prediction to come]

Avs in seven

[pissfarm]

Unfortunately since it's in Dallas, it would be American Airlines and it would be late.

[Cacophony]

Vegas very weak

[Cacophony]

Unfortunately since it's in Dallas, it would be American Airlines and it would be late.

[Cacophony]

Wow that must’ve been so hard

[Cacophony]

His name is BOWNESS retires

[captain]

Wow that must’ve been so hard

weird it's almost like exploiting the LTIR loophole can backfire on you

also, I fucking hate Jesse granger

[captain]

His name is BOWNESS retires

I'm convinced the Jets could have beat the Avs with a different head coach

[Cacophony]

Wow that must’ve been so hard

weird it's almost like exploiting the LTIR loophole can backfire on you

also, I fucking hate Jesse granger

Not my favorite dude but yeah.

Karma sure can be a bitch. Real boy who cries wolf shit from Vegas

[linseman]

NY Rangers vs Washington - Rags in 4
Carolina vs NY Islanders - Canes in 5
Florida vs Tampa - Florida in 7
Boston vs Toronto - Boston in 7

Dallas vs Vegas - Vegas in 7
Winnipeg vs Colorado - Colorado in 7
Vancouver vs Nashville - Vancouver in 6
Edmonton vs LA - Edmonton in 5

i did pretty good, dang stars had to ruin it

round 2:

colorado in 6
edmonton in 7
florida in 5
nyr in 5

[practice]

Boston in 6, Swayman .960+ svp, Florida PP 1/25 in series. or whatever result is most painful to me, personally, is what I predict. so Florida only manages a goal or two in all of these, and probably the Bruins only allow 1-2 goals every game on route to the cup finals, when they get to play one of these pond hockey teams from the west against whom you could actually imagine Mitch Marner scoring a couple goals

[practice]

[sutterfamily]

one of these pond hockey teams from the west against whom you could actually imagine Mitch Marner being traded to this summer